Torchwood + being professional [part I]
Are we really on a mission here? Yeah, well. Maybe this is the way Torchwood does things, mate. Yeah, well. Maybe you want to drive on the other side of the street, mate. [part II]
Torchwood + being professional [part II]
What kind of civil servants are you? Under-appreciated ones. [part I]
When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be
Starkid 30 Day Challenge
Day 5: funniest Twitter
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
"My good opinion, once lost-"
"Man, shut up."
Pride and Prejudice and Falcon.
Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?
person: so you actually like Disney movies? Aren’t they for -
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi