let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
this post is stupid as hell
case in point
Captain America Doesn’t Need To Be A Jerk To Be Interesting (via tipsyggnostalgic)
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
remember: if you want to be taken seriously as a female sports fan you must have watched the sport for a minimum of 27 years, be able to recall the entire roster from last year and 1983, never insinuate that a player is the least bit attractive, and memorize the rule book backwards in Cantonese
would much rather be sleeping in a disney resort right now
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
there’s always one hot person in an ensemble that you just end up sorta stalking throughout the show
"oh hey you’re really cute." "look you’re back as a villager." "oh there’s that guy being a police officer now." "you thought you could hide under that big costume but i see you cute ensemble member.”
theklainenewsweek: day six - because they make me laugh
Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.