blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games
and which is the one who isn’t allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref
I mean the kingdom practically runs itself but we can’t just accept this bookworm nonsense
They are villagers. In those days, village folk had no clue what the royalty were doing, more did they care. It was this ignorance that made someone who reads, especially a woman who reads, so strange. The local nobleman hiding in his castle for several years is something they would have never noticed, while with such a small town, an intelligent lady like Belle would most certainly be noticed. That was just the reality of village life.
MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance